hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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