I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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