So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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