We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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