So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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