THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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