We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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