Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I see more hoeing in ur future
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