the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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