At least make sure they are 18
Why
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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