Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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