i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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