This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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