It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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