they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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