We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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