found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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