When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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