This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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