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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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