All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So much rum. So many feels.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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