My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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