i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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