Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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