A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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