Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize