Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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