You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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