handjob tips. give me some.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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