The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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