i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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