This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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