Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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