ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Randomize