i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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