I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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