SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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