who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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