Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Randomize