how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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