Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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