Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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