Having a random hookup so left but love u
what if I'm pregnant?
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i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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