gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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