YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize