omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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