If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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