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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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