Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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