her vagine was all disorganized.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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